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hardcore skeptic is far more than just a person reluctant to believe
in any of a set of phenomena that skeptics have declared to be taboo
and unacceptable. The hardcore skeptic is someone determined not to
believe in any such phenomena, no matter what evidence is presented.
The hardcore skeptic seems to be boundlessly skilled in inventing
excuses for not believing in things he doesn't want to believe in.
The
hardcore skeptic is not just someone who will not believe in ghosts
even if he sees one. The hardcore skeptic is someone who will not
believe in ghosts even if he sees no one other than transparent
ghosts for the rest of his life. Rather than believing in ghosts,
such a skeptic will persuade himself that there is some problem with
his eye that is causing him to see people as transparent.
Of
course, the hardcore skeptic will not believe in UFOs even if he
sees a UFO in the sky. But it is also true that the hardcore skeptic
will not believe in UFOs even if he looks up and sees the entire sky
filled with a hundred big bright UFOs. He will instead make all
kinds of ingenious excuses for rejecting the testimony of his senses,
such as claiming that he is starting to develop cataracts that are
causing him to see things in the sky, or that overhead of him is some
kind of lingering dust storm that just looks like a sky full of
UFOs. He will use the same type of excuse even if he sees the sky
filled with UFOs for every night of the rest of his life.
Presented
with evidence that the fundamental constants of the universe are
astonishing fine-tuned, and that the proton charge and the electron
charge equal each other to twenty decimal places, and that the
cosmological constant seems to be fine-tuned to sixty decimal places,
the hardcore skeptic will insist that this is not the slightest
reason for thinking there is some design or plan behind the universe.
Instead he may say these facts are explained by some crazy theory
that dying stars squirt out new universes.
A
hardcore skeptic will completely reject decades of compelling
laboratory experiments indicating that ESP exists, saying they are
all due to fraud or error. Clearly a hardcore skeptic will not
believe in ESP even if he has a convincing ESP experience. But he
also will not believe in ESP even if he suddenly develops the ability
to read the minds of every single person he meets. The hardcore
skeptic will tell himself that he is merely hallucinating. If any
evidence appears proving the accuracy of his telepathy, he will
dismiss that as just a coincidence.
Similarly,
if a hardcore skeptic throws up two fistfuls of coins in the air, and
they fall to the ground very neatly spelling out the words, “Hi
from God,” the hardcore skeptic will not regard this as any
evidence of some divine hand. He will dismiss the incident as being a
coincidence. Should the same thing happen ever single time he tries
it, the hardcore skeptic would still regard it as just a coincidence.
If
a hardcore skeptic sees with his eyes an angel or an
extraterrestrial, he will dismiss this as just a hallucination in his
mind. If he is with a group of 50 people, and every single one of
them says they saw the same angel or extraterrestrial, the skeptic
will dismiss the incident as just a case of mass hysteria.
Given
very compelling photographic evidence of some type of paranormal
phenomenon, the hardcore skeptic may dismiss it as a fake. If it
happens that thousands or millions of people all over the world are
producing the same type of photographs of this paranormal phenomenon,
the hardcore skeptic will prefer to believe that this is a large
conspiracy of people who are coordinating their faking activities
with each other – or that the similarities are all just
coincidences.
If
a hardcore skeptic gets a bad case of cancer, and his doctor tells
him his whole body is filled with cancer, and if someone prays for
his health and he then recovers fully, being restored to perfect
health, the hardcore skeptic will think this was merely a
coincidence. If the same thing happens to millions of people across
the globe, he will just call it a series of coincidences. If it is
pointed out that we should not expect such a series of coincidences
to occur even once in the earth's history, the hardcore skeptic will
describe some hypothetical multiverse of a billion trillion
universes, and claim that we would expect to see such a thing at
least once in the history of all those universes.
If
a hardcore skeptic has an accident while walking in the mountains,
and plunges 500 feet to his death, and then finds his soul floating
out of his body, and then ascending to some indescribably beautiful
heaven filled with deceased humans who fly about like angels, the
hardcore skeptic will convince himself that this is all just a vivid
dream, and that he is actually just sleeping safely back in his tent
in the mountain campsite.
A
hardcore skeptic will not believe in Bigfoot if he sees an animal
looking like Bigfoot right in front of him. If explorers discover a
vast underground cave realm of 10,000 Bigfoot creatures, the hardcore
skeptic will maintain that they are just 10,000 humans wearing
Bigfoot costumes.
If
a hardcore skeptic sees a message from God written in the sky, the
hardcore skeptic will of course dismiss this as being merely a
coincidental cloud arrangement. If the same message appears in every
corner of the sky, on every cloudless night for the rest of his life,
the hardcore skeptic will start speculating about multiverses and
parallel universes, and convince himself that this is just what we
would expect to coincidentally see in at least one universe in an
infinite collection of universes, merely because of some weird
feature of quantum randomness.
Some
people mistakenly think that hardcore skepticism is about setting a
high evidence threshold, a high level of evidence that must be
presented in order to persuade. But instead hardcore skepticism is
about not
having
any evidence threshold for anything you don't want to believe in. The
hardcore skeptic is a person who has made a list of things that he
has very firmly decided not to believe in, regardless of what
evidence is ever presented. The hardcore skeptic does not merely
have a closed mind; he has closed his mind, put a padlock on it, and
thrown away the key to the padlock. There is no mountain of evidence
that will ever persuade the hardcore skeptic to believe in any of
those many things he has so firmly resolved that he will never ever
ever believe in.
Hardcore skeptics have lists like this in their minds
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