Joanna
woke up, and noticed that dust had got inside her bedroom.
“Bill,
how many times I gotta tell you,” complained Joanna. “You can't
leave the window open at night. Too much dust gets inside.”
“Sorry,”
mumbled Bill. The couple got up, dressed, and had breakfast.
“So
who's gonna get the water today – you or me?” asked Joanna.
“I'll
do it,” said Bill. Bill and Joanna's apartment had a nice bathtub,
and a nice kitchen sink. But there was no running water. After years
of the long drought, their local municipal government in California
had stopped providing running water to average citizens in the year
2052. Global warming was making the drought much worse.
So
there was only one way for Bill to get water: he had to go to a local
store, buy a 5-gallon jug, and carry it home. The water ran out
pretty quickly, as it had to be used to flush the toilet. So Bill and
Joanna didn't take showers very often.
Bill
was halfway out the door when Joanna had a reminder.
“Bill,
you forget something?” she asked.
“I
got the cash,” said Bill.
“No,
silly,” said Joanna. “I mean your dust mask.”
“Oh,
yeah,” said Bill, grabbing the mask. He started out the door
again.
“You
still forgot something,” said Joanna. “Your goggles. You wanna
get dust in your eyes?”
“Oh
yeah,” said Bill, grabbing the goggles.
As
he walked to the store, Bill wished that he had a car so he wouldn't
have to lug the big water bottles back from the store. He once had
an old used car, but he had sold it after he got tired of the chore
of having to brush off the dust from the windows each morning. At
least I have a good pair of goggles and a good dust mask, thought
Bill; pity the poor people who walk around in this swirling dust
without protection.
The
water line at the store was too long, causing Bill to curse. He
finally got his 5-gallon jug of water, paying
50 dollars. A large fraction of Bill and Joanna's income went just to
pay for water.
Bill
headed back home. But on the way back, he had a cruel surprise. A man
approached him, and pulled out a knife.
“Your
water or your life,” the man with the knife said. Bill handed over
the water bottle. He sadly walked home, and opened the door.
“Take
off your clothes, you're all dusty,” said Joanna. “Where's the
water?”
“I
got robbed again,” said Bill. “Water muggers.”
“What
are we gonna do now?” asked Joanna. “We don't get paid until
Friday. We got no more money for water.”
“Don't
worry, I'll take care of it,” said Bill. It was time for desperate
measures. Bill looked in his closet, and got out a crowbar.
Bill
then searched the streets for a car where no one was nearby. He used
the crowbar to pry open the hood. He yanked out the water bottle
that stored water used to clean the windshield. He tasted the water.
“Argggh,”
said Bill, spitting out the water. “Too much soap.”
Finally,
after breaking open the hoods of six different cars, and looting the
water supplies of three of the cars, Bill was able to collect enough
water for him and his wife to drink for the rest of the day.
Elsewhere
in the city, Caldwell and Bethany were having no water problems at
all. They lived in a luxurious mansion surrounded by green lawns
watered every day by sprinklers. In the back of the mansion was a
large fountain that ran all day long. Their home had not just
running water, but two large swimming pools – an indoor pool and an
outdoor pool. Robots with water sprayers kept the dust off their
gleaming home.
Caldwell
was splashing with his friends in his huge outdoor pool filled with
clean water. One of his friends had a question.
“How
can you have all this water with the long drought going on?” asked
the friend. “What about all those rules restricting water use?”
“Water
rules are for poor people,” said Caldwell. “I paid for my 'rule
exemption' fair and square.”
“Do
you think some day we should invite some poor people to come swim
here?” asked Bethany. “Just for show, of course. It would make a
good social media post, showing our generosity.”
“Certainly
not,” sneered Caldwell with snobbish disdain. “We don't want to
dirty the pool. Do you know how smelly and dirty and dusty those poor people are these days?”
“Yes,
I know how those type of people are,” said Bethany vacantly. “Why can't
they be civilized and take baths every day to wash off the dust-- or at least go swimming in the swimming pools in their homes?”
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