In
the year 2052 Marcia Griffin made her first trip to New York City, to
meet a college friend of hers named Monique who had got a job in the
city. Marcia got out of the train station around noon, and walked
into a crowded little cafe near Times Square, to get some lunch.
After
sitting down to eat at a table with two chairs, she was soon
approached by a man about 30 years old, who asked, “Mind if I sit
here?” Before she could say anything, the man sat down. The man
started to talk, telling Marcia all about himself.
“I
work for a financial firm, and make damn good money, if I do say so
myself,” said the man. “My friends all say that I'm the most
intelligent person they ever met. So I'm sure you'd find it extremely
interesting to have dinner with me, and I'd treat you to a real nice
meal. How about giving me your hologram number so we can set
something up.”
Not
interested in this pushy egotist, Marcia said, “No, thanks.” She
picked up the rest of her food, and left the cafe. Using her
wristband, she summoned a driverless taxi to take her to the
Metropolitan Museum of Art.
The
museum was much more computerized than in the old days, when the
Greek section would only have old sculptures and vases. Marcia
entered a holographic projection room in the Greek section, and saw
the walls kind of appear to dissolve. She now was in a holographic
projection that gave her a 360 degree view showing just what it
looked to be outside the Parthenon in Athens just after it had been
built.
The
man next to her began to talk, saying, “You know, I have a master's
degree in history, and I know all about this history stuff.”
Marcia looked to her right. The man looked exactly like the same man
she had seen in the cafe. But now his clothes looked different.
“I
went to one of the absolute top universities, and got a master's
degree in art,” said the man, carelessly changing his story. “Got
top-notch grades. What do you say we see the rest of the museum
together? I could give you all kinds of fascinating insights.”
“No,
thanks,” said Marcia. Another brassy egotist, she thought
to herself. She saw some more of the museum, and then left. After
walking around in Central Park, she decided to walk to the subway,
which she had never been on before.
It
was now rush hour, and the subway was very crowded. The commuters
were packed together tightly. On the subway Marcia was surprised to
see right next to her a man whose face looked just like that of the
man she had talked to in the cafe and the man she had talked to in
the museum.
“You're
giving me that kind of 'I've seen his face before' look,” said the
man. “I know what you're thinking. You're thinking you're so lucky to be seeing me again."
Marcia
felt the man's hand moving up her skirt, and squeezing her behind.
Marcia slapped the man's face.
“Keep
your filthy paws to yourself!” Marcia barked. “How dare
you take such liberties!”
“What
are you talking about?” said the man. “I never even touched you.”
Marcia
got off on the next stop, and walked up to the street. She thought to
herself: I can't believe the bad luck I'm having with men here in
New York City.
Marcia
asked herself: how could the same man have appeared in three
different places in the city?
Then
she remembered something that made her anxious. She remembered an
old episode of the television series The Twilight Zone. In
the episode a woman was driving her car, and kept seeing the same
creepy hitchhiker, no matter where she drove. The woman finally found
out that she was dead, and that the hitchhiker was actually Death
itself, who had come to pick her up. Marcia thought to herself:
maybe something similar has happened to me. Maybe I've died, and this
sleazy pick-up artist I keep seeing is really Mr. Death here to pick
me up and take me away to the realm of the dead.
When Marcia met her
friend Monique, she mentioned her experiences that day, and told what
she had thought. She asked Monique: “Do I look kind of pale or
transparent, like someone who died?”
“Don't be silly,
that wasn't Mr. Death you were seeing,” said Monique. “You merely
ran into a few of the Trump clones. They're all over the city, many
thousands of them.”
“The Trump
clones?” asked Marcia.
“Way back in the
days, decades ago, one of the last things that Donald Trump did as
president was to sign the Cloning Authorization Act making the
cloning of humans legal,” explained Monique. “After Trump died,
they examined his will. It specified that most of his money should be
used to make 50,000 genetically identical clones of himself, so that
there could be Donald Trump clones on television for the next 80
years. No one was very surprised when they found this out.”
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